Get Your Scroogled Gear Just In Time For The Holiday Season From The Microsoft Store

Just in time for the holiday season, Microsoft has come out with the perfect gifts for the budget conscious.  Continuing their Scroogled campaign against Google, the Microsoft Store has come out with Scroogled gear.  You can now get a scroogled hoodie, t-shirt, hat, or mug.  I think I’ll be picking up one of each.

I personally would like to see some Microsoft executives fashioning off some of these Scroogled t-shirts.  Can we get a petition going to see Amy Hood in a white Scroogled t-shirt?  Ballmer drinking out of a Scroogled mug?  The possibilities are endless.

 Scroogled Models

Item in the store include:

Scroogled Keep Calm Mug

  • Perfect for anyone who’s fully caffeinated and tired of being Scroogled.
  • Put 15-ounces of your favorite beverage into this stoneware mug to let the world know that even though Google is trying to make money on almost every aspect of your digital life, you’re still calm. And fully caffeinated. 
  • Price: $7.99

Scroogled Logo Hat

  • Wear this 100% cotton, one-size-fits-all hat to show the world that you’re tired of being Scroogled.
  • Hate being Scroogled by Google? Hate the sun in your eyes? Then you’re in luck. This 100% cotton, one-size-fits all hat is a perfect way to avoid both.
  • Price: $14.99

 Scroogled Word Cloud T-shirt

  • Tired of being Scroogled? Then you’re in luck. This shirt has over 20 synonyms for how Google is taking advantage of you.
  • Gulled. Humbugged. Buffaloed. Wire-tapped. Extorted. Sold out. Chicaned. Fleeced. Scammed. Conned. Surveilled. Double-dealt. Ensnared. Suckered. Sandbagged. Gossiped. Scandalmongered. Flimflammed. Skullduggered. Bamboozled. Hornswoggled. Beguiled. Cheated. Fooled. Double-crossed. Defrauded. Hoodwinked. Swindled. Duped. They’re all just synonyms for being Scroogled – and you can get them all on this American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt.
  • Price: $11.99

Scroogled Spider Web T-shirt

  • Google’s the spider. You’re the fly. You probably know what happens next.
  • If you use Gmail, Google Search, Gchat or Google+, you’re a fly trapped in Google’s web. Printed on an American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt, pre-washed for minimal shrinkage.
  • Price: $11.99

Scroogled Keep Calm T-Shirt

  • Keep calm while Google steals your data.
  • A vintage line, reworked to reflect a modern problem. Printed on an American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt, pre-washed for minimal shrinkage.
  • $11.99

Scroogled Logo T-shirt

  • A classic that shows the world that you’re tired of having your digital life monetized by Google.
  • Printed on an American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt, pre-washed for minimal shrinkage.
  • $11.99

Scroogled Logo Hoodie

  • You might be getting Scroogled, but at least you won’t be cold.
  • Stay warm and toasty while showing the world that you’re tired of having your digital life monetized by Google. Embroidered on an American Apparel 100% cotton fleece zip-up hooded sweatshirt, pre-washed for minimal shrinkage.
  • $25.99

Scroogled I’m Watching You T-shirt

  • Do you use Google Search? Or Gmail? Or Google Chat? Or Chrome? Then Google is watching you…all the time.
  • Printed on an American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt, pre-washed for minimal shrinkage.
  • $11.99

Source: Scroogled Microsoft Store (our buddy @BenThePCGuy is a model for some of the t-shirts)

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