Microsoft Announces SmartClippy, The Smart Paperclip That Connects Everything In Your Life

Microsoft SmartClippy

Microsoft today announced SmartClippy, the one paperclip for everything in your life. SmartClippy is lightweight, non-toxic and region-free for your convenience. SmartClippy makes it easy to take your work with you, wherever you go. Enterprise SmartClippy can handle even the toughest job and is infinitely scalable. It is easy to reconfigure to meet your needs and is compatible with your existing workstation. It comes in a range of sizes and colors and easy to integrate into existing accessories.

We live in a world where new technologies arrive daily – it can be a struggle just to keep up. But what if there was a way to just … attach … new innovations to our lives? To usher in this new era of attachments, Microsoft is turning to an old friend with some new tricks up his sleeve.

Clippy has been there for Microsoft Office users since Office 97 – but with support for Office 2003 and Windows XP ending on 8 April, it’s time for everyone’s favourite office assistant to take on a new role.

“Microsoft announced the date for the end of Windows XP support back in 2007, so I’ve had a lot of time to plan my next move,” said Clippy. “And now I’m excited to finally announce the next chapter in my life. I’m going back to basics and doing what paper clips like me are born to do: Attach things to other things.”

Read about more about it here.

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Pradeep, a Computer Science & Engineering graduate.

  • 5Lk9m2Q7NR

    What ???

  • drakie

    aprils fools

  • Bugbog

    Good One! I’ve got a few add-ons if anyone wants to improve their ‘clippy?! :)

  • FateStayNight

    this was funny… ish.

  • Nham Thien Duong

    Hooray for Clippy. :-D

  • Rico Alexander

    They are still doing clippy jokes?

  • CyberAngel

    Cortana?